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«Somewhere on this globe, every ten seconds, there is a woman giving birth to a child. She must be found and stopped.»
Author: Sam Levenson
(Author, Humorist)
| About:
Birth,
Children,
Women
| Keywords:
giving birth, globe, seconds, ten seconds
«The reason grandparents and grandchildren get along so well is that they have a common enemy.»
Author: Sam Levenson
(Author, Humorist)
| Keywords:
get along, grandchildren, grandparent, grandparents
«If you die in an elevator, be sure to push the Up button.»
Author: Sam Levenson
(Author, Humorist)
| Keywords:
button, Die in, elevator, Elevators, push, push button
«One of the virtues of being very young is that you don't let the facts get in the way of your imagination.»
«Don't watch the clock; do what it does. Keep going.»
«It's a good thing that when God created the rainbow he didn't consult a decorator or he would still be picking colors.»
«Just try to be happy. Unhappiness starts with wanting to be happier.»
«You must pay for your sins. If you have already paid, please ignore this notice.»
«I admit that: my wife is outspoken, but by whom?»
«Any kid who has two parents who are interested in him and has a houseful of books isn't poor.»
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