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«They had me on the operating table all day. They looked into my stomach, my gall bladder, they examined everything inside of me. Know what they decided? I need glasses.»
Author: Joe E. Lewis
(Comedian, Singer)
| Keywords:
bladder, bladders, examined, gall, galling, gall bladder, glasses, operating, operating table, stomach
«I've been on such a losing streak that if I had been around I would have taken General Custer and given points.»
Author: Joe E. Lewis
(Comedian, Singer)
| Keywords:
Custer, losing streak, streak, streaked, streaks
«The entrepreneurial approach is not a sideline at 3M. It is the heart of our design for growth.»
«The way taxes are, you might as well marry for love.»
«It doesn't matter whether you are rich or poor / as long as you've got money.»
«There's only one thing money won't buy, and that is poverty.»
«I'm still chasing girls. I don't remember what for, but I'm still chasing them.»
«We can afford almost any mistake once.»
«Show me a man with very little money and I will show you a bum.»
«If you want to make a dangerous man your friend, let him do you a favor.»
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