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Letter "J" » Joan Rivers Quotes
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«Nobody got to know him,»
Author: Joan Rivers
«The Carson show changed your life, ... If Carson liked you, you were set. He got the bright comics. He picked the ones who were different, who were smart.»
Author: Joan Rivers
«We all started on his show, ... Every solid comedian today really got their break on the Carson show.»
Author: Joan Rivers
«[Calling him a] son of a b, ... Don't you dare call me a racist! I want an apology from you.»
Author: Joan Rivers
«He came at me but he got the wrong chicken,»
Author: Joan Rivers
«I had seven years of struggle, really bad years, ... I once slept in my car for a week and washed at the YWCA.»
Author: Joan Rivers
«The nice thing about Viagra is that they are proving men can go blind on it, so you can gain weight and have a great sex life.»
Author: Joan Rivers
«I get what he meant. He thought about shooting the guy, and that's good enough for me.»
Author: Joan Rivers
«My routines come out of total unhappiness. My audiences are my group therapy.»
«I felt comedy ego beginning to grow, which gave me the courage to begin tentatively looking into myself for material.»
Author: Joan Rivers
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