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«A baby is an alimentary canal with a loud voice at one end and no responsibility at the other»
«It is always good policy to tell the truth unless of course you are an exceptionally good liar.»
«But there, everything has its drawbacks, as the man said when his mother-in-law died, and they came down upon him for the funeral expenses.»
Author: Jerome K. Jerome
«Conceit is the finest armour a man can wear.»
Author: Jerome K. Jerome
«It is easy enough to say that poverty is no crime. No; if it were men wouldn't be ashamed of it. It is a blunder, though, and is punished as such. A poor man is despised the whole world over.»
«If you are foolish enough to be contented, don't show it, but grumble with the rest.»
Author: Jerome K. Jerome
«There is no fun in doing nothing when you have nothing to do.»
Author: Jerome K. Jerome
«It is a most extraordinary thing, but I never read a patent medicine advertisement without being impelled to the conclusion that I am suffering from the particular disease therein dealt with in its most virulent form.»
«I can see the humorous side of things and enjoy the fun when it comes; but look where I will, there seems to me always more sadness than joy in life.»
Author: Jerome K. Jerome
«We drink one another's health and spoil our own.»
Author: Jerome K. Jerome
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