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«First you forget names, then you forget faces. Next you forget to pull your zipper up and finally, you forget to pull it down.»
Author: George Burns
«If I get big laughs, I'm a comedian. If I get little laughs, I'm a humorist. If I get no laughs, I'm a singer.»
Author: George Burns
«If you live to be one hundred, you've got it made. Very few people die past that age.»
Author: George Burns
«Smartness runs in my family. When I went to school I was so smart my teacher was in my class for five years.»
Author: George Burns
«You've got to be honest; if you can fake that, you've got it made.»
Author: George Burns
«Everything that goes up must come down. But there comes a time when not everything that's down can come up.»
Author: George Burns
«It's good to be here. At 98, it's good to be anywhere.»
Author: George Burns
«If you live to the age of a hundred you have it made because very few people die past the age of a hundred.»
Author: George Burns
«Everyday happiness means getting up in the morning, and you can't wait to finish your breakfast. You can't wait to do your exercises. You can't wait to get out -- and you can't wait to come home, because the soup is hot.»
Author: George Burns
«I'd rather be a flop at show business than to be a success at something I didn't like.»
Author: George Burns
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