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«According to my boss, there are fewer and fewer gentlemen in business and more thugs.»
«Marla tells me how in the wild you don't see old animals because as soon as they age, animals die. If they get sick or slow down, something stronger kills them. Animals aren't meant to get old. Marla lies down on her bed and undoes the tie on her bathrobe, and says our culture has made death something wrong. Old animals should be an unnatural exception. Freaks.»
«The truth is, wherever you choose to be, it's the wrong place.»
«You can buy about four hundred tiny fashion separates that mix and match to create three tasteful outfits. In that way, the doll is incredibly lifelike. Chilling, even.»
Author: Chuck Palahniuk
(Journalist, Novelist, Satirist)
| Keywords:
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«On the other side of the handrail, the hallway's gray marble floor looks as if we've climbed a stairway through the clouds.»
Author: Chuck Palahniuk
(Journalist, Novelist, Satirist)
| About:
Clouds,
Stairs
| Keywords:
climbed, floor, gray, hallway, hallways, handrail, Other side, stairway, The Clouds, The other side
«The sound shivers through the walls, through the table, through the window frame, and into my finger. These distraction-oholics. These focus-ophobics. Old George Orwell got it backward. Big Brother isn't watching. He's singing and dancing. He's pulling rabbits out of a hat. Big Brother's holding your attention every moment you're awake. He's making sure you're always distracted. He's making sure you're fully absorbed... and this being fed, it's worse than being watched. With the world always filling you, no one has to worry about what's in your mind. With everyone's imagination atrophied, no one will ever be a threat to the world.»
Author: Chuck Palahniuk
(Journalist, Novelist, Satirist)
| Keywords:
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«Las Vegas looks the way you'd imagine heaven must look at night.»
Author: Chuck Palahniuk
(Journalist, Novelist, Satirist)
| About:
Heaven,
Las Vegas,
Night
| Keywords:
Las, Las Vegas
«If the prodigal son had never left home, the fatted calf would still be alive.»
«Maybe this is why so many serial killers work in pairs. It's nice not to feel alone in a world full of victims or enemies. It's no wonder Waltraud Wagner, the Austrian Angel of Death, convinced her friends to kill with her.It just seems natural. You and me against the world...»
Author: Chuck Palahniuk
(Journalist, Novelist, Satirist)
| About:
Death,
Friends,
Loneliness,
Murder,
Serial Killers
«If you tell folks you're a college student, folks are so impressed. You can be a student in anything and not have to know anything. Just say toxicology or marine biokinesis, and the person you're talking to will change the subject to himself. If this doesn't work, mention the neural synapses of embryonic pigeons.»
Author: Chuck Palahniuk
(Journalist, Novelist, Satirist)
| About:
Advice,
College,
Students
| Keywords:
college student, embryonic, impressed, Marine, Marines, mention, pigeon, pigeons, student, subject to, synapse, talking to, toxicology
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