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«Man is the animal that intends to shoot himself out into interplanetary space, after having given up on the problem of an efficient way to get himself five miles to work and back each day.»
«Maybe the answer to Selective Service is to start everyone off in the army and draft them for civilian life as needed.»
«A real patriot is the fellow who gets a parking ticket and rejoices that the system works.»
«Muscles come and go; flab lasts»
Author: Bill Vaughn | About: Body | Keywords: Come and Go, flab
«Pipe-smokers spend so much time cleaning, filling and fooling with their pipes, they don't have time to get into mischief»
Author: Bill Vaughn | Keywords: filling, fooling, smoker, smokers
«We learn something every day, and lots of times it's that what we learned the day before was wrong.»
Author: Bill Vaughn
«When a fellow you knew in school attains some lofty public office, you're glad for his sake - but somewhat apprehensive for the future of the country»
Author: Bill Vaughn | Keywords: apprehensive
«By the time you're eighty years old you've learned everything. You only have to remember it.»
Author: Bill Vaughn
«We've found some things that are suspicious in nature, and we're going to err on the side of caution,»
Author: Bill Vaughn
«About five years ago, we had five teams in the 'A' division, but it dwindled down to two in the spring and just one for this season, ... In the past, we have mixed together divisions because of the number of teams, but if we forced it together (this season, Budweiser Select) may not get to play a single game.»
Author: Bill Vaughn

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