The National Enquirer
UFO causes a 40-car pileup
The thunder and lightning that disturbed this cold dreary morning was caused by an unidentified flying object. Bob Thomas, a teacher at Orem High School, was driving on the freeway when he spotted a UFO He immediately called 911 on his cell phone. The rain was pounding on the road and then out of no where a huge flash of light lit the sky. Before Bob what was
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before they let him go. The last experiment was to implant a small spy camera in his eye, a small microphone in his ear, and a tiny transmitter in his brain. Then put him back but not in his car. He was in the middle of the road. A big semi-truck a carrying frozen turkeys swerved to avoid hitting him and rolled over. An old man watching had a heart attack. Frozen turkeys were everywhere.