1) At lunchtime, sit in your parked car and point a hair dryer at
cars to see if they slow down.
2) Page yourself over the intercom. (Don't disguise your voice)
3) Insist that your e-mail address be XenaGoddessOfFire@companyname.com
4) Every time someone asks you to do something, ask if they want fries
5) Encourage your colleagues to join you in a little synchronized chair
6) Put your garbage can on
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shops and buy exactly the same outfits.
them one day after your boss does. (This is especially effective if
boss is the opposite gender.)
20) Send Email to the rest of the company to tell them what you're
For example: "If anyone needs me, I'll be in the bathroom."
21) Put mosquito netting around your cubicle.
22) Five days in advance tell your friends you can't attend their party
because you're not in the mood.