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«I couldn't see the ball come off the club for the first 27 holes. It came off the club that fast.»
Author: Buddy Marucci | Keywords: ball club, come off, The Club
«I can't concern myself with what's going on with the club or what the media is writing. If you pay attention to those things, that's when you get yourself in trouble.»
Author: Don Mattingly | Keywords: pay attention, The Club
«I've got more than one membership to more than one club and I owe my life to the people that I love.»
Author: Ani Difranco (Guitarist, Singer, Song Writer) | Keywords: club, clubbed, membership, owe, The Club
«It happens to be a matter of record that I was first in print with the discovery that the tastelessness of the food offered in American clubs varies in direct proportion to the exclusiveness of the club.»
Author: Calvin Trillin (Writer) | Keywords: exclusiveness, tastelessness, The Club, The Discovery
«I refuse to join any club that would have me as a member.»
Author: Groucho Marx (Actor, Comedian, Singer) | Keywords: club, clubbed, join, member, refuse, The Club
«I have a mind to join a club and beat you over the head with it.»
Author: Groucho Marx (Actor, Comedian, Singer) | Keywords: beat, beat about, beat in, beat out, beat up, club, clubbed, head, join, The Beat, The Club
«I'd never join a club that would allow a person like me to become a member.»
Author: Woody Allen (Actor, Author, Film Director, Screenwriter) | Keywords: allow, club, clubbed, join, member, The Club, to become
«Mankind's yearning to engage in sports is older than recorded history, dating back to the time millions of years ago, when the first primitive man picked up a crude club and a round rock, tossed the rock into the air, and whomped the club into the sl»
Author: Dave Barry (Humorist, Writer) | Keywords: crude, First Date, million years ago, picked, recorded, The Club, tossed
«I rose politely in the club / And said, `I feel a little bored; / Will someone take me to a pub?'»
Author: G. K. Chesterton (Critic, Essayist, Novelist, Poet) | Keywords: club, politely, pub, pubs, Take Me, The Club
«Please accept my resignation. I don't want to belong to any club that will accept me as a member»
Author: Groucho Marx (Actor, Comedian, Singer) | Keywords: accepts, belong to, club, clubbed, members, The Club
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