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Letter "G" » genitals
«To hear many religious people talk, one would think God created the torso, head, legs and arms but the devil slapped on the genitals.»
«When people say, 'You're breaking my heart,' they do in fact usually mean that you're breaking their genitals.»
Author: Jeffrey Bernardin | Keywords: breaking, do in, genitals
«Except for their genitals, I don't know what immutable differences exist between men and women. Perhaps there are some other unchangeable differences; probably there are a number of irrelevant differences. But it is clear that until social expectations for men and women are equal, until we provide equal respect for both sexes, answers to this question will simply reflect our prejudices.»
«The function of muscle is to pull and not to push, except in the case of the genitals and the tongue.»
«Ah, yes, divorce ... from the Latin word meaning to rip out a man's genitals through his wallet.»
«I'd like to see a nude opera, because when they hit those high notes, I bet you can really see it in those genitals»
Author: Jack Handy (Writer) | About: Opera | Keywords: bet, genitals, hit, I Bet You, notes, nude, nudes, opera, operas
«The head Sublime, the heart Pathos, the genitals Beauty, the hands & feet Proportion.»

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