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«Going to church does not make you a Christian anymore than going to the garage makes you a car.»
«The modern idea of home has been well expressed as the place one goes from the garage»
«The doctor must have put my pacemaker in wrong. Every time my husband kisses me, the garage door goes up.»
«Every woman should have four pets in her life. A mink in her closet, a jaguar in her garage, a tiger in her bed, and a jackass who pays for everything.»
«If you walked into Netscape headquarters with a plain old modem from CompUSA they'd think it was a garage-door opener.»
«The slogan of progress is changing from the full dinner pail to the full garage.»

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