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Letter "C" » crap
«I don't need to pay a therapist to give me crap. I have a roommate that does it for free.»
«And quit bringing up our forefathers and saying they were civil libertarians. Our founding fathers would have never tolerated any of this crap. For God's sake, they were blowing peoples' heads off because they put a tax on their breakfast beverage. And it wasn't even coffee.»
«The whole business is built on ego, vanity, self-satisfaction, and it's total crap to pretend it's not.»
«Don't worry, be crappy. Revolutionary means you ship and then test... Lots of things made the first Mac in 1984 a piece of crap - but it was a revolutionary piece of crap.»
Author: Guy Kawasaki | About: Revolution, Worry | Keywords: crap, crappy, mac, Macs
«Everything government touches turns to crap.»
Author: Ringo Starr | Keywords: crap, craps, touches
«Ninety percent of everything is crap.»
Author: Theodore Sturgeon | Keywords: crap
«Although charismatic, James Dean is no Harrison Ford. In the majority of his movies, sooner or later he got the crap beaten out of him.»
«When I was in prison, I was wrapped up in all those deep books. That Tolstoy crap - people shouldn't read that stuff.»
Author: Mike Tyson (Boxer) | Keywords: crap, Tolstoy, wrapped, wrapped up
«Crap or get off the pot»
Author: American Proverb | Keywords: crap, craps, get off, pot
«Do I have to know rules and all that crap? Then forget it.»
Author: John Daly | About: Golf | Keywords: crap

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