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«I have a greater appreciation for kitchen appliances, having played one.»
Author: Anthony Daniels | Keywords: appliance, appliances
«Now, as always, the most automated appliance in a household is the mother.»
«She had rouged her cheeks to a color otherwise seen only on specially ordered Pontiac Firebirds, and in her ears she wore two feathered appliances resembling surfcasting jigs especially appetizing to striped bass.»
«There are days when any electrical appliance in the house, including the vacuum cleaner, seems to offer more entertainment than the TV set»
«The suburban housewife -- she was the dream image of the young American women and the envy, it was said, of women all over the world. The American housewife -- freed by science and labor-saving appliances from the drudgery, the dangers of childbirth, and the illnesses of her grandmother had found true feminine fulfillment.»
«The wonderful world of home appliances now makes it possible to cook indoors with charcoal and outdoors with gas»
«Contrary to popular notion, truck drivers know nothing about good restaurants. If you want a reliable tip, drive into a town, go to the nearest appliance store and seek out the dishwasher repair man. He spends a lot of time in restaurant kitchens and usually has strong opinions about them.»
«ROPE, n. An obsolescent appliance for reminding assassins that they too are mortal. It is put about the neck and remains in place one's whole life long. It has been largely superseded by a more complex electrical device worn upon another part of the person; and this is rapidly giving place to an apparatus known as the preachment.»
«Diseases desperate grownBy desperate appliances are relieved,Or not at all.»

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