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Letter "J" » Johnny Knoxville Quotes
«It's a real primal thing, watching someone get hurt. It's funny and accessible.»
«You were about five feet short of a ten feet jump?»
«I just love that spirit that makes people do things that they probably shouldn't.»
«You can tell it's good if you light it and a blue flame comes up; that means it's good moonshine and it won't make you go blind.»
«I should quit, but man we have so much fun.»
«Get high on grass - the legal kind»
«Unfortunately, you know, it's been a while and he, you know, ... Kind of like oatmeal, you know?»
«Is this the worst you've ever had to go boom-boom?»
«Jesus Christ - his weed is NUTS! I'm not much of a weed guy - I'll take whatever pills you have - but the weed, man, always hits me wrong. But you try and say no to Willie Nelson when he goes [pretends to take a toke and waves it in my direction], man, you CAN'T do it!»
«Why don't you two hillbillies join us out here,»

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