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Letter "G" » Garry Shandling Quotes
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«I once made love for an hour and fifteen minutes, but it was the night the clocks are set ahead.»
«My friends tell me I have an intimacy problem. But they don't really know me.»
«I'm dating a woman now who, evidently, is unaware of it.»
«I'm too shy to express my sexual needs except over the phone to people I don't know.»
«I practice safe sex - I use an airbag.»
«It's not the hair on your head that matters. It's the kind of hair you have inside.»
«I don't like this reality television, I have to be honest, ... I think real people should not be on television. It's for special people like us, people who have trained and studied to appear to be real.»
«What Planet Are You From?»
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