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«California is a fine place to live - if you happen to be an orange.»
«He writes so well he makes me feel like putting the quill back in the goose»
«Advertising is 85% confusion and 15% commission»
Author: Fred Allen
(Comedian)
| About:
Advertising,
Funny
| Keywords:
commission, commissioned, Commissions, Commission on
«I like long walks, especially when they are taken by people who annoy me.»
«I'd rather have a full bottle in front of me than a full frontal lobotomy.»
«I learned law so well, the day I graduated I sued the college, won the case, and got my tuition back.»
Author: Fred Allen
(Comedian)
| About:
Law and lawyers,
Learning
| Keywords:
graduated, sued, suing, tuition
«A Committee is a group of people who individually can do nothing, but as a group decide that nothing can be done»
Author: Fred Allen
(Comedian)
| Keywords:
as a group, committee, do-nothing, group, group of people, individually
«A celebrity is a person who works hard all his life to become well known, then wears dark glasses to avoid being recognized.»
Author: Fred Allen
(Comedian)
| About:
Celebrity,
Work
| Keywords:
dark glasses, glasses, well known
«Her hat is a creation that will never go out of style; it will just look ridiculous year after year.»
«It is probably not love that makes the world go around, but rather those mutually supportive alliances through which partners recognize their dependence on each other for the achievement of shared and private goals.»
Author: Fred Allen
(Comedian)
| Keywords:
alliances, dependence, go around, mutually, partners, supportive
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