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«A guy walks up to me and asks 'What's Punk?'. So I kick over a garbage can and say 'That's punk!'. So he kicks over a garbage can and says 'That's Punk?', and I say 'No that's trendy!»
«A blind bloke walks into a shop with a guide dog. He picks the Dog up and starts swinging it around his head. Alarmed, a shop assistant calls out: 'Can I help, sir?' 'No thanks,' says the blind bloke. 'Just looking.'»
«A real friend is one who walks in when the rest of the world walks out.»
«Back on its golden hingesThe gate of Memory swings,And my heart goes into the gardenAnd walks with the olden things.»
«[Chandler walks in] Joey: You know, with that goatee, you kinda look like Satan.»
Author: Friends | Keywords: goatee, joey, kinda, Satan, walks, with that
«A man always blames the woman who fools him. In the same way he blames the door he walks into in the dark.»
«A mature person is one who is does not think only in absolutes, who is able to be objective even when deeply stirred emotionally, who has learned that there is both good and bad in all people and all things, and who walks humbly and deals charitably»
«A hippie is someone who looks like Tarzan, walks like Jane, and smells like Cheetah»
«George is a radio announcer, and when he walks under a bridge... you can't hear him talk.»
«Grief fills the room up of my absent child, lies in his bed, walks up and down with me, puts on his pretty looks, repeats his words.»

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