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«There is one thing a professor can be absolutely certain of: almost every student entering the university believes, or says he believes, that truth is relative»
«When the fabric of the universe becomes unknown, it is the duty of the university to produce weavers»
«The University of Miami is not a campus with visible school spirit, just visible tan lines.»
«The delicate thing about the university is that it has a mixed character, that it is suspended between its position in the eternal world, with all its corruption and evils and cruelties, and the splendid world of our imagination.»
«The University brings out all abilities, including incapability.»
«The most important function of the university in an age of reason is to protect reason from itself.»
«The University of Ilinois has hired 15 women to smell pig manure all day so that researchers can find out what makes pig manure smell so bad. You know who I feel sorry for? The woman who applied for this job and got turned down.»
«The University of Nebraska says that elderly people that drink beer or wine at least four times a week have the highest bone density. They need it - they're the ones falling down the most.»
«The university most worthy of rational admiration is that one in which your lonely thinker can feel himself lonely, most positively furthered, and most richly fed»

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