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«Sometimes when you get in a fight with a skunk, you can't tell who started it.»
Author: Lloyd Doggett | Keywords: get in, skunk, skunks
«They have been painting the barn red and white, chasing skunks from the stage, clearing bird nests from the spotlights, scraping mildew from costumes and very gingerly, in the manner of city slickers, shooing snakes out of the yard.»
Author: Maureen Dowd (Journalist) | Keywords: barn, chasing, costumes, gingerly, mildew, scraping, skunks, snakes, spotlight, spotlights, The SPOTLIGHT, yard
«The only difference between a dead skunk lying in the road and a dead lawyer lying in the road is that there are skid marks around the skunk.»
Author: Patrick Murray | Keywords: lying-in, Marks, skid, skidding, skids, skunk, skunks
«Aim high! It is no harder on your gun to shoot the feathers off an eagle than to shoot the fur off a skunk»
Author: Troy Moore | About: Weapons | Keywords: skunk, skunks
«It is sometimes very hard to tell the difference between history and the smell of skunk»
Author: Rebecca West (Writer) | Keywords: skunk, skunks
«At that point, looking remarkable healthy, the skunk gave me the finger (I swear!) and casually strolled back into the woods.»
Author: William Shatner (Actor, Producer, Writer) | Keywords: casually, Into the Woods, remarkable, skunk, skunks, stroll, strolled, swear, the finger, woods
«What kills a skunk is the publicity it gives itself.»
Author: Abraham Lincoln (President) | About: Advertising | Keywords: kills, publicity, skunk, skunks
«Make yourself a good man, then you can be certain there is at least one less skunk in the world»
Author: American Proverb | Keywords: skunk, skunks
«As welcome as a skunk at a lawn party»
Author: Proverb | Keywords: lawn party, skunk, skunks
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