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«The best pitch I ever heard about cocaine was back in the early eighties when a street dealer followed me down the sidewalk going: I got some great blow man. I got the stuff that killed Belushi.»
Author: Denis Leary (Actor) | About: Drugs | Keywords: back street, cocaine, dealer, dealers, eighties, followed, Good Stuff, pitch, pitch in, sidewalk, sidewalks
«Ah, stardom! They put your name on a star in the sidewalk on Hollywood Boulevard and you walk down and find a pile of dog manure on it. That tells the whole story, baby.»
Author: Lee Marvin (Actor) | Keywords: boulevard, boulevards, Dog Star, Hollywood Boulevard, manure, sidewalk, sidewalks
«If you had a friend who was a tightrope walker, and you were walking down a sidewalk, and he fell, that would be completely unacceptable...»
Author: Mitch Hedberg (Comedian) | Keywords: fell, sidewalk, sidewalks, tightrope, unacceptable, walker, walkers
«Cleaning your house while your kids are still growing is like shoveling the sidewalk before it stops snowing»
Author: Phyllis Diller | Keywords: cleaning, shoveling, sidewalk, sidewalks, snowing, stops
«In Paris, one is always reminded of being a foreigner. If you park your car wrong, it is not the fact that it's on the sidewalk that matters, but the fact that you speak with an accent.»
Author: Roman Polanski (Actor, Film Director) | Keywords: accent, accents, foreigner, Paris, park, reminded, sidewalk, sidewalks
«Joe Fox: Brinkley is my dog. He loves the streets of New York as much as I do. Although he likes to eat bits of pizza and bagels off the sidewalk and I prefer to buy them.»
Author: You've got mail | Keywords: bits, buy off, fox, Joe, sidewalk, sidewalks
«Europeans, like some Americans, drive on the right side of the road, except in England, where they drive on both sides of the road; Italy, where they drive on the sidewalk; and France, where if necessary they will follow you right into the hotel lobby.»
Author: Dave Barry (Humorist, Writer) | Keywords: Americans, drive, England, Europeans, France, hotel, hotels, Hotel I, Italy, lobby, lobbying, sides, sidewalk, sidewalks, The Europeans
«Whenever I see an old lady slip and fall on a wet sidewalk, my first instinct is to laugh. But then I think, what if I was an ant, and she fell on me. Then it wouldn't seem quite so funny.»
Author: Jack Handy (Writer) | Keywords: ant, but then, fell, felled, felling, fells, funny, instinct, lady, my first, old lady, sidewalk, sidewalks, slip, The Ants, wet, wets, wetted, wetter, wetting
«The screech and mechanical uproar of the big city turns the citified head, fills citified ears - as the song of birds, wind in the trees, animal cries, or as the voices and songs of his loved ones once filled his heart. He is sidewalk-happy.»
Author: Frank Lloyd Wright (Architect, Writer) | Keywords: Big cities, Big City, Big Ears, big tree, citified, cries, screech, screeching, sidewalk, sidewalks, Songs of, The Song of, uproar
«[after pulling his car up onto the sidewalk]Is this not a reasonable place to park?»
Author: Johnny Depp (Actor) | Keywords: onto, park, sidewalk, sidewalks
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