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«Always fornicate / Between clean sheets and spit on a well-scrubbed floor.»
Author: Christopher Fry (Writer) | Keywords: fornicate, fornicated, fornicates, scrub, scrubbed, scrubbing, scrubs, sheets, spit
«Irving can be devilishly readable-just as your attention begins to flag, he sends in a troupe of midgets, pulls back incestuous sheets, tosses off a daring piece of slapstick.»
Author: James Walcott | Keywords: devilishly, incestuous, Irving, midget, midgets, pull back, readable, sheets, slapstick, tosses, troupe
«Much as I like owning a Rolls-Royce, I could do without it. What I could not do without is a typewriter, a supply of yellow second sheets and the time to put them to good use.»
Author: John O'Hara | Keywords: owning, rolls, Rolls Royce, sheets, supply, typewriter, typewriters, yellow
«The laundry has its hands on my dirty shirts, sheets, towels and tablecloths, and who knows what tales they tell.»
Author: Joseph Smith (Religious leader) | Keywords: sheets, shirts, tales, towel, towels
«Misery is when you make your bed and then your mother tells you it's the day she's changing the sheets.»
Author: Suzanne Heller | About: Misery | Keywords: sheets
«Sex is more exciting on the screen and between the pages than between the sheets.»
Author: Andy Warhol (Artist) | About: Sex | Keywords: exciting, pages, screen, screen out, sheets, the screen
«His voice was as intimate as the rustle of sheets.»
Author: Dorothy Parker (Poet, Writer) | Keywords: intimate, intimates, intimate with, rustle, rustles, sheets
«It is better to wear out one's shoes than one's sheets»
Author: Italian Proverb | Keywords: sheets, wear out
«They change the sheets every day... from one bed to another.»
Author: Rodney Dangerfield (Comedian) | Keywords: sheets
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