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«[Ross defends his fast eating habits to Rachel] I grew up in a house with Monica, okay. If you didn't eat fast, you didn't eat.»
Author: David Schwimmer | Keywords: defends, grew, Monica, okay, Rachel, Ross
«[to Ross] Chandler: You know if your not careful, you could not get married at all this year.»
Author: Friends | Keywords: chandler, get married, Ross, this year
«Hey, Dan [Rather], is that Texasisms? You sound like sort of the newsman's Ross Perot.»
«[after Ross comes in dressed as a SPUDnik] Chandler: Suddenly I don't have the worst costume anymore.»
«Chandler: Look, Ross, you gotta understand, between us we haven't had a relationship that has lasted longer than a Mento. You, however have had the love of a woman for four years. Four years of closeness and sharing at the end of which she ripped your heart out, and that is why we don't do it. I don't think that was my point.»
«Joey: You waited too long and now you're in 'The Friend Zone'.Ross: No, I'm not in the Zone.Joey: Come on, Ross; you're mayor of the Zone!»
«[Ross is walking down the aisle at Chandler and Monica's wedding] Ross: Wow. This is the first time I've walked down the aisle without the possibility of it ending in divorce.»
Author: Friends | Keywords: aisle, chandler, Monica, Ross, wedding, wow, wows
«[Ross coming back from bathroom, getting ready to play poker with Rachel] Ross: Your money is mine, Green. Rachel: Your fly is open, Geller.»
«[Ross is trying to cheer Chandler up who won't get out of his sweatpants] Ross: C'mon man, just take em off, just take em off and we'll have some fun.»
Author: Friends | Keywords: chandler, cheer, Ross
«[on Michael Jackson] Honey, you gotta pick a race first. All of a sudden you're a black man, then you're Diana Ross, now you're Audrey Hepburn. Then he's got the little beard going on. He's like Lord Of The Rings, the entire cast. Michael's about to jump species.»

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