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«Guido the plumber and Michelangelo obtained their marble from the same quarry, but what each saw in the marble made the difference between a nobleman's sink and a brilliant sculpture.»
Author: Bob Kall | About: Art | Keywords: Michelangelo, nobleman, noblemen, obtained, plumber, plumbers, quarries, quarry, sculpture, sink, The Quarry
«In Cleveland there is legislation moving forward to ban people from wearing pants that fit too low. However, there is lots of opposition from the plumber' union.»
Author: Conan O'Brien (Writer) | Keywords: ban, banned, Cleveland, legislation, opposition, pants, plumber, plumbers
«Anybody who has any doubt about the ingenuity or the resourcefulness of a plumber never got a bill from one.»
Author: George Meany | Keywords: plumber, plumbers, resourcefulness
«There's no greater bliss in life than when the plumber eventually comes to unblock your drains. No writer can give that sort of pleasure.»
Author: Victoria Glendinning | Keywords: drains, plumber, plumbers, unblock
«There are two kinds of truth; the truth that lights the way and the truth that warms the heart. The first of these is science, and the second is art. Without art science would be as useless as a pair of high forceps in the hands of a plumber. Without science art would become a crude mess of folklore and emotional quackery.»
Author: Raymond Chandler (Writer) | Keywords: crude, cruder, first light, folklore, forceps, high hand, lights, mess, pair, plumber, plumbers, quackery
«Not only is there no God, but try finding a plumber on Sunday.»
Author: Woody Allen (Actor, Author, Film Director, Screenwriter) | Keywords: finding, not only, plumber, plumbers, Sunday
«If I had my life to live over again, I'd be a plumber.»
Author: Albert Einstein (Physicist) | Keywords: again, had, live, live over, now and again, over, over again, plumber, plumbers, To Live
«Hamlet's experience simply could not have happened to a plumber»
Author: George Bernard Shaw (Critic, Essayist, Playwright) | Keywords: hamlet, Hamlets, plumber, plumbers
«A plumber's idea of Cleopatra [Mae West].»
Author: W. C. Fields (Actor, Comic) | Keywords: Cleopatra, Mae West, plumber, plumbers
«Side Effects Not only is there no God, but try getting a plumber on the weekend.»
Author: Woody Allen (Actor, Author, Film Director, Screenwriter) | Keywords: plumber, plumbers, side effect, side effects
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