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«The White House is giving George W. Bush intelligence briefings. You know, some of these jokes just write themselves.»
Author: David Letterman
(Comedian, Host)
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«I know we're not saints or virgins or lunatics; we know all the lust and lavatory jokes, and most of the dirty people; we can catch buses and count our change and cross the roads and talk real sentences. But our innocence goes awfully deep, and our discreditable secret is that we don't know anything at all, and our horrid inner secret is that we don't care that we don't.»
Author: Dylan Thomas
(Playwright, Poet, Writer)
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«Most jokes state a bitter truth»
«People make jokes about my bosoms, why don't they look underneath the breasts at the heart? It's obvious I've got big ones and if people want to assume they're not mine, then let them.»
Author: Dolly Parton
(Actress, Singer)
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Jokes
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«I don't mind making jokes, but I don't want to look like one.»
«Our subconscious minds have no sense of humor, play no jokes and cannot tell the difference between reality and an imagined thought or image. What we continually think about eventually will manifest in our lives.»
Author: Robert Collier
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Mind
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«My father taught me to work; he did not teach me to love it. I never did like to work, and I don't deny it. I'd rather read, tell stories, crack jokes, talk, laugh - anything but work.»
Author: Abraham Lincoln
(President)
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Work
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«New opinions often appear first as jokes and fancies, then as blasphemies and treason, then as questions open to discussion, and finally as established truths.»
Author: George Bernard Shaw
(Critic, Essayist, Playwright)
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«Suppose the world were only one of God's jokes, would you work any the less to make it a good joke instead of a bad one?»
«I don't know what humor is. Anything that's funny -- tragedy or anything, it don't make no difference so [long as] you happen to hit it just right. But there's one thing I'm proud of -- I ain't got it in for anybody. I don't like to make jokes that hurt anybody.»
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