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Letter "J" » joint
«I've never heard of anybody smoking a joint and going on a rampage. It makes you lie around on the floor and look at the ceiling. What's wrong with that?»
«Performance enhancing drugs are banned in the Olympics. Ok, we canswing with that. But performance debilitating drugs should not bebanned. Smoke a joint and win the hundred meters, fair play for you.That's pretty damn good. Unless someone's dangling a Mars bar off inthe distance.»
«I am poured out like water, and all my bones are out of joint: my heart is like wax; it is melted in the midst of my bowels.»
Author: Bible | Keywords: bowels, joint, melted, poured, wax
«Confidence in an unfaithful man in time of trouble is like a broken tooth, and a foot out of joint»
Author: Bible | About: Confidence | Keywords: joint
«Joint undertakings stand a better chance when they benefit both sides»
Author: Euripides | Keywords: benefit, joint, sides, undertakings
«Language ought to be the joint creation of poets and manual workers.»
«I have made it quite clear that a unified Ireland was one solution that is out. A second solution was a confederation of two states. That is out. A third solution was joint authority. That is out-that is a derogation of sovereignty.»
«I'm not a good butcher but I've had to learn to carve the joint. People expect a new look.»
«Men who are occupied in the restoration of health to other men, by the joint exertion of skill and humanity, are above all the great of the earth. They even partake of divinity, since to preserve and renew is almost as noble as to create.»
«Fie, fie upon her!There's language in her eye, her cheek, her lip,Nay, her foot speaks; her wanton spirits look outAt every joint and motive of her body.»

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