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«The Internet interprets the US Congress as system damage and routes around it.»
Author: Jeanne DeVoto | About: Internet | Keywords: around, congress, Congress of, damage, damaged, damages, internet, Internet in, interprets, routed, routes, system, The Internet, the US, the US Congress
«I get Canadian porno - that's the extent of satellite service and Internet in my house.»
Author: Kid Rock (Musician) | About: Internet | Keywords: Canadian, Canadians, extent, Internet in, porno, satellite, satellites
«Getting information off the Internet is like taking a drink from a fire hydrant.»
Author: Mitchell Kapor | About: Internet | Keywords: drink, fire, fire hydrant, getting, hydrant, information, Information the, internet, Internet in, More information, off, taking, Taking Off, The Internet
«My favorite thing about the Internet is that you get to go into the private world of real creeps without having to smell them.»
Author: Penn Jillett | About: Internet | Keywords: creeps, creep in, creep up, crept, favorite, favorites, get to, go into, internet, Internet in, private, smell, smelled, smelt, The Internet
«On the Internet, Nobody Knows You're a Dog.»
Author: Peter Steiner | About: Internet | Keywords: internet, Internet in, The Internet
«Advances in computer technology and the Internet have changed the way America works, learns, and communicates. The Internet has become an integral part of America's economic, political, and social life.»
Author: Bill Clinton (President) | About: Internet | Keywords: Advanced Technology, Advances, changed, communicates, computer, computer technology, economic, integral, integral part, internet, Internet in, learns, political, social, social change, social changes, technologies, technology, The Internet
«Oh, so they have internet on computers now!»
Author: Dan Castellaneta (Actor, Writer) | About: Internet | Keywords: Computers, internet, Internet in
«What, exactly, is the internet? Basically it is a global network exchanging digitized data in such a way that any computer, anywhere, that is equipped with a device called a 'modem', can make a noise like a duck choking on a kazoo»
Author: Dave Barry (Humorist, Writer) | About: Internet | Keywords: anywhere, basically, chokes, choke up, choking, computer, data, device, duck, equip, equipped, equipping, equips, exactly, exchanging, global, internet, Internet in, kazoo, modem, network, noise, noise like, The Internet, The Network
«Oh my goodness gracious, what you can buy off the Internet in terms of overhead photography. A trained ape can know an awful lot of what is going on in this world, just by punching on his mouse, for a relatively modest cost.»
Author: Donald Rumsfeld | Keywords: buy off, Internet in, punching
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