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«Drinking bear is easy. Trashing your hotel room is easy. But being a Christian, that's a tough call. That's rebellion.»
Author: Alice Cooper | Keywords: drinking, hotel, hotels, Hotel I, hotel room, rebellion, trashed, Trashing
«There was a girl knocking on my hotel room door all night! Finally, I let her out.»
Author: Henny Youngman | Keywords: hotel, hotels, Hotel I, hotel room, knocking, knockings
«At best, most college presidents are running something that is somewhere between a faltering corporation and a hotel.»
Author: Leon Botstein | Keywords: at best, college, corporation, faltering, falters, hotel, hotels, Hotel I, Presidents, The Corporation
«I stayed in a really old hotel last night. They sent me a wake-up letter.»
Author: Steven Wright (Comedian) | Keywords: hotel, hotels, Hotel I, In a, last, letter, lettered, Night, old, really, send for, send in, send out, Send Up, sent, stayed, The Wake, to the letter, wake, waked, wake up, waking up, woken
«Europeans, like some Americans, drive on the right side of the road, except in England, where they drive on both sides of the road; Italy, where they drive on the sidewalk; and France, where if necessary they will follow you right into the hotel lobby.»
Author: Dave Barry (Humorist, Writer) | Keywords: Americans, drive, England, Europeans, France, hotel, hotels, Hotel I, Italy, lobby, lobbying, sides, sidewalk, sidewalks, The Europeans
«At my hotel room, my friend came over and asked to use the phone. I said Certainly. He said Do I need to dial 9? I say Yeah. Especially if it's in the number. You can try four and five back to back real quick.»
Author: Mitch Hedberg (Comedian) | Keywords: back room, back to back, dial, dials, hotel, hotels, Hotel I, hotel room, phone, phone number, quick, real number, The Dial, yeah
«I'm so fast that last night I turned off the light switch in my hotel room and was in bed before the room was dark.»
Author: Muhammad Ali (Activist, Boxer) | Keywords: Dark Room, hotel, hotels, Hotel I, hotel room, switch, switched, switches, switching, switch off, switch on, The Dark Room, turned
«The great advantage of a hotel is that it's a great refuge from home life»
Author: George Bernard Shaw (Critic, Essayist, Playwright) | Keywords: advantage, hotel, hotels, Hotel I, refuge, The Great
«The hotel I'm in has a lovely closet. A nail.»
Author: Henny Youngman | Keywords: closet, Hotel I, nail
«So, I sit at the hotel at night and I think of something that's funny. Or, If the pen is too far away, I have to convince myself that what I thought of wasn't funny.»
Author: Mitch Hedberg (Comedian) | Keywords: convince, hotel, hotels, Hotel I, pen
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