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«I like to hike with my dog, Webster. It helps clear my mind.»
Author: Calista Flockhart | Keywords: hike, hiked, hiking, Webster
«I love that whole princess mentality, but I also like throwing my hair in a ponytail and just wearing jeans, going on a hike and then eating a big chili-cheeseburger.»
Author: Jennifer Love Hewitt (Actress, Singer) | Keywords: big hair, cheeseburger, chili, hike, hiked, hiking, jeans, ponytail, throwing
«My worst fear is that I'll end up living in some run-down duplex on Wilshire wearing pants hiked up to my nipples and muttering under my breath.»
Author: Richard Dreyfuss (Actor, Producer) | Keywords: Bad breath, duplex, hike, hiked, hiking, mutter, muttered, muttering, nipple, nipples, run down, wear down
«A funny thing to do is, if you're out hiking and your friend gets bitten by a poisonous snake, tell him you're going to go for help, then go about ten feet and pretend that *you* got bit by a snake. Then start an argument with him about who's going to go get help. A lot of guys will start crying. That's why it makes you feel good when you tell them it was just a joke.»
Author: Jack Handy (Writer) | Keywords: argument, bit, bitten, crying, funny, Getting started, good argument, good guy, go about, go for, guys, hike, hiked, hiking, joke, Just a, poisonous, pretend, snake
«Vice President Cheney is also on vacation. He's in Jackson Hole, Wyoming. What better place for a guy who has had 4 heart attacks than a place with thin air, rugged hiking and all-beef dinners? Why don't they get some snow for him to shovel while he's out there, too?»
Author: Jay Leno (Comedian, Host) | Keywords: air hole, beef, beefing, beeves, Cheney, dinners, heart attack, heart attacks, hike, hiked, hiking, Jackson, Jackson Hole, rugged, shovel, shoveling, thin, thin air, vacation, vice president, Wyoming
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