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«Does Grandpa love to babysit his grandchildren? Are you kidding? By day he is too busy taking hormone shots at the doctor's or chip shots on the golf course. At night he and Grandma are too busy doing the cha-cha.»
«I used to envy kids who had an old-fashioned Grandpa. Not any more. I've got a new ambition. Now I just want to become a modern-type Grandpa myself-and really start living.»
Author: Hal Boyle | About: Family | Keywords: grandpa, old fashioned
«Now Bart, since you broke Grandpa's teeth, he gets to break yours.»
Author: Dan Castellaneta (Actor, Writer) | Keywords: Bart, broke, grandpa, teeth
«Country music is still your grandpa's music, but it's also your daughter's music. It's getting bigger and better all the time and I'm glad to be a part of it.»
«We used to laugh at Grandpa when he'd head off and go fishing. But we wouldn't be laughing that evening when he'd come back with some whore he picked up in town.»

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