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«Just about the time a woman thinks her work is done, she becomes a grandmother.»
«My grandmother started walking five miles a day when she was sixty. She's ninety-seven now, and we don't know where the hell she is.»
Author: Ellen DeGeneres
(Actress, Comedian)
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Five Days, grandmother, grandmothers, miles, ninety-seven, ninety, seven, sixty, started
«If a tie is like kissing your sister, losing is like kissing you grandmother with her teeth out.»
«When a child is born, so are grandmothers.»
«My grandmother was a Jewish juggler: she used to worry about six things at once»
Author: Richard Lewis
(Actor, Comedian, Writer)
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grandmother, grandmothers, Jewish, juggler, jugglers
«And so our mothers and grandmothers have, more often than not anonymously, handed on the creative spark, the seed of the flower they themselves never hoped to see -- or like a sealed letter they could not plainly read.»
Author: Alice Walker
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anonymously, grandmothers, handed, hoped, letter, more often than not, mothers, plainly, sealed, sealing, seals, spark
«My grandmother is over eighty and still doesn't need glasses. Drinks right out of the bottle.»
Author: Henry Youngman
(Comedian, Violinist)
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bottle, drinks, eighty, glasses, grandmother, grandmothers
«Until 45 I can play a woman in love. After 55 I can play grandmothers. But between those ten years, it is difficult for an actress.»
«My grandmother was a very tough woman. She buried three husbands and two of them were just napping.»
Author: Rita Rudner
(Comedian, Writer)
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buried, grandmother, grandmothers, husbands, napping, Naps
«A conservative is someone who makes no changes and consults his grandmother when in doubt.»
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