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«Suddenly, two bystanders stuck their heads inside the frame and ruined one of the funniest cartoons ever.»
«The funniest line in English is ''Get it?'' When you say that, everyone chortles.»
Author: Garrison Keillor | Keywords: English, funniest
«He [President Bush] is probably choking on a pretzel or something. I hope nobody tells him that I have won this award while he is eating a pretzel. ... He has the funniest lines in the film. I am eternally grateful to him.»
«MAUSOLEUM, n. The final and funniest folly of the rich.»
«??when the whole group is together, each brining out all that is best, wisest, or funniest in all the others. Those are the golden sessions?when the whole world, and something beyond the world, opens itself to our minds as we talk; and no one has any claim on or any responsibility for another, but all are freedmen and equals as if we had first met an hour ago, while at the same time an Affection mellowed by the years enfolds us. Life- natural life- has no better gift to give.?»
«My way of joking is telling the truth; that is the funniest joke in the world»
«The funniest thing about comedy is that you never know why people laugh. I know what makes them laugh but trying to get your hands on the why of it is like trying to pick an eel out of a tub of water.»
Author: W. C. Fields (Actor, Comic) | Keywords: eel, Eels, funniest, tub

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