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«It's queer how ready people always are with advice in any real or imaginary emergency, and no matter how many times experience has shown them to be wrong, they continue to set forth their opinions, as if they had received them from the Almighty!»
«If men were equally at risk from this condition -- if they knew their bellies might swell as if they were suffering from end-stage cirrhosis, that they would have to go nearly a year without a stiff drink, a cigarette, or even an aspirin, that they would be subject to fainting spells and unable to fight their way onto commuter trains -- then I am sure that pregnancy would be classified as a sexually transmitted disease and abortions would be no more controversial than emergency appendectomies.»
«I've always had the idea that we were conducting a military operation. It always seemed to me to be in a state of emergency.»
«I tended to faint when I saw accident victims in the emergency ward, during surgery, or while drawing blood. [On why he gave up medicine]»
«Bad planning on your part does not constitute an emergency on my part»
«Be Prepared... the meaning of the motto is that a scout must prepare himself by previous thinking out and practicing how to act on any accident or emergency so that he is never taken by surprise.»
«Coward: One who, in a perilous emergency, thinks with his legs.»
«Each year, millions of skiers come to Colorado to experience its superb emergency medical facilities.»
«I snake bite emergency kit is a body bag.»
Author: Mitch Hedberg (Comedian) | Keywords: bag, body bag, emergency, kit, snake
«I have left orders to be awakened at any time in case of national emergency, even if I'm in a cabinet meeting.»

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