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«Order is never observed; it is disorder that attracts attention because it is awkward and intrusive.»
«My significant other right now is myself, which is what happens when you suffer from multiple personality disorder and self-obsession.»
«Louisiana has [no] monopoly on rogues, rapscallions, shakedowns and kickbacks. Nor is it the only place where a few officials have endeared themselves to the electorate by means of the utter disorder of their private lives.»
«Optimism is a psychological disorder exhibited by those out of touch with reality»
«Our memories are card indexes consulted and then returned in disorder by authorities whom we do not control.»
«LOVE, n. A temporary insanity curable by marriage or by removal of the patient from the influences under which he incurred the disorder. This disease, like _caries_ and many other ailments, is prevalent only among civilized races living under artificial conditions; barbarous nations breathing pure air and eating simple food enjoy immunity from its ravages. It is sometimes fatal, but more frequently to the physician than to the patient.»
«OPTIMISM, n. The doctrine, or belief, that everything is beautiful, including what is ugly, everything good, especially the bad, and everything right that is wrong. It is held with greatest tenacity by those most accustomed to the mischance of falling into adversity, and is most acceptably expounded with the grin that apes a smile. Being a blind faith, it is inaccessible to the light of disproof --an intellectual disorder, yielding to no treatment but death. It is hereditary, but fortunately not contagious.»
«Love is a temporary insanity curable by marriage or by removal of the patient from the influences under which he incurred the disorder.»
«Music when healthy, is the teacher of perfect order, and when depraved, the teacher of perfect disorder.»
«Order marches with weighty and measured strides; disorder is always in a hurry»

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