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Letter "D" » dates
«I can't go on anymore bad dates. I would rather be home alone than out with some guy who sells socks on the internet.»
«In Alzheimer's [disease] the mind dies first: Names, dates, places-the interior scrapbook of an entire life-fade into mists of nonrecognition.»
«I keep hearing that Jesus Christ is coming, but nobody knows his tour dates»
«I've been on so many blind dates, I should get a free dog.»
Author: Wendy Liebman | About: Dating | Keywords: blind date, dates
«I've been on so many blind dates I should get a free dog.»
Author: Whitney M. Young, Jr. | Keywords: blind date, dates
«I had a lot of dates but I decided to stay home and dye my eyebrows.»
Author: Andy Warhol (Artist) | About: Dating | Keywords: dates, dye, dyes, eyebrow, eyebrows
«Employees make the best dates. You don't have to pick them up and they're always tax-deductible.»
«America Online customers are upset because the company has decided to allow advertising in its chat rooms. I can see why: you got computer sex, you can download pornography, people are making dates with 10 year-olds. Hey, what's this? A Pepsi ad? They're ruining the integrity of the Internet!»
«''Write that down,'' the King said to the jury, and the jury eagerly wrote down all three dates on their slates, and then added them up, and reduced the answer to shillings and pence.»
«Many public-school children seem to know only two dates - 1492 and 4th of July; and as a rule they don't know what happened on either occasion»

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