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«No sane local official who has hung up an empty stocking over the municipal fireplace, is going to shoot Santa Claus just before a hard Christmas.»
Author: Alfred E. Smith (Governor) | Keywords: Claus, Clauses, fireplace, fireplaces, hung, local, municipal, official, sane, Santa, Santa Claus, stocking, stockings
«I stopped believing in Santa Claus when I was six. Mother took me to see him in a department store and he asked for my autograph.»
Author: Shirley Temple (Actress, Diplomat) | Keywords: autograph, autographed, autographing, autographs, Claus, Clauses, department, department store, Department Stores, Santa, Santa Claus
«Santa Claus has the right idea: visit people once a year»
Author: Victor Borge (Comedian, Pianist) | About: Funny | Keywords: Claus, Clauses, Santa, Santa Claus, visit
«Nobody shoots at Santa Claus.»
Author: Samuel Butler | Keywords: Claus, Clauses, Santa, Santa Claus, shoots
«God is a Republican, and Santa Claus is a Democrat»
Author: Henry Louis Mencken (Critic, Journalist) | About: God | Keywords: Claus, Clauses, democrat, Republican, Santa, Santa Claus
«Democracy is only a dream: it should be put in the same category as Arcadia, Santa Claus, and Heaven.»
Author: Henry Louis Mencken (Critic, Journalist) | About: Democracy | Keywords: Arcadia, category, Category As, Claus, Clauses, in the same category, put in, Santa, Santa Claus
«If you ever have to steal money from your kid, and later on he discovers it's gone, I think a good thing to do is to blame it on Santa Claus»
Author: Jack Handy (Writer) | About: Funny | Keywords: Better Late Than Never, blame, Claus, Clauses, discovers, Good Thing, kid, later, later on, Santa, Santa Claus, steal
«The Bermuda Triangle got tired of warm weather. It moved to Alaska. Now Santa Claus is missing.»
Author: Stephen Wright (Actor, Writer) | About: Funny | Keywords: Alaska, Bermuda, Bermuda Triangle, Claus, Clauses, missing, moved, moved to, Santa, Santa Claus, tired of, triangle, triangles, weather
«Christmas at my house is always at least six or seven times more pleasant than anywhere else. We start drinking early. And while everyone else is seeing only one Santa Claus, we'll be seeing six or seven.»
Author: W. C. Fields (Actor, Comic) | Keywords: Christmas, Claus, Clauses, drinking, early, everyone else, One House, pleasant, Santa, Santa Claus, seven, six, six times
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