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«Many people pray as if God were a big aspirin pill; they come only when they hurt.»
«If men were equally at risk from this condition -- if they knew their bellies might swell as if they were suffering from end-stage cirrhosis, that they would have to go nearly a year without a stiff drink, a cigarette, or even an aspirin, that they would be subject to fainting spells and unable to fight their way onto commuter trains -- then I am sure that pregnancy would be classified as a sexually transmitted disease and abortions would be no more controversial than emergency appendectomies.»
«America is the country where you buy a lifetime supply of aspirin for one dollar and use it up in two weeks»
«Democracy is supposed to give you the feeling of choice, like Painkiller X and Painkiller Y. But they're both just aspirin.»
Author: Gore Vidal | About: Democracy | Keywords: aspirin, painkiller
«A clown is like aspirin, only he works twice as fast»

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