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Letter "A" » An elf
«Love is a perky elf dancing a merry little jig and then suddenly he turns on you with a miniature machine gun.»
«Elves are cool, man.»
«Elf Envy...they all had it.»
Author: Orlando Bloom (Actor) | Keywords: An elf, ELF, envy
«George, a camel, stepped on the foot of a Rockette; six sheep came off the elevator as three kings bearing gifts got on; human Christmas trees bumped into eight maids-a-milking at the water cooler and an elf came down with the flu.»
«Joey enters wearing an elf costume. Chandler is in agony] Chandler: Too many jokes. Must mock Joey.»
Author: Friends | Keywords: agony, An elf, chandler, costume, ELF, enters, mock
«Lisa, vampires are make-believe, like elves, gremlins, and eskimos»
«Go not to the elves for counsel, for they will say both yes and no.»
«God is the God of men...and of elves.»
Author: J.R.R. Tolkien (Author, Writer) | About: God | Keywords: An elf, ELF, elves, The God
«For she is a fair maiden, fairest lady of a house of queens. And yet I know not how I should speak of her. When I first looked on her and perceived her unhappiness, it seemed to me that I saw a white flower standing straight and proud, shapely as a lily, and yet knew that it was hard, as if wrought by elf-wrights out of steel. Or was it, maybe, a frost that had turned its sap to ice, and so it stood, bitter-sweet, still fair to see, but stricken, soon to fall and die?»
«Don't you know my name yet? That's the only answer. Tell me, who are you alone, yourself and nameless? But you are young and I am old. Eldest, that's what I am. Mark my words, my friends: Tom was here before the river and the trees; Tom remembers the first raindrop and the first acorn. He made paths before the Big People, and saw the little People arriving. He was here before the Kings and the graves and the Barrow-wights. When the Elves passed westward, Tom was here already, before the seas were bent. He knew the dark under the stars when it was fearless - before the Dark Lord came from Outside.»

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