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«He couldn't ad-lib a fart after a baked-bean dinner»
Author: Johnny Carson (Host) | Keywords: A.D., ad lib, baked, bean, fart, farts, Lib
«Chances are that neither the client nor the agency will ever know very much about what role the ad has played in sales or profits of the client, either short-term or long-term.»
«A good ad which is not run never produces sales.»
Author: Leo Burnett (Executive) | Keywords: A.D., sales
«Far more thought and care go into the composition of any prominent ad in a newspaper or magazine than go into the writing of their features and editorials»
«At 60 miles an hour the loudest noise in this Rolls-Royce comes from the electric clock. (1958 Rolls-Royce print ad - sometimes referred to as the most famous headline in advertising history.)»
«Every cock will crow upon his own dunghill. -mid 13th; 1st century AD in Latin»
«A man who pretends to understand women is ad manners. For him to really to understand them is bad morals.»
Author: Henry James | Keywords: A.D.
«America Online customers are upset because the company has decided to allow advertising in its chat rooms. I can see why: you got computer sex, you can download pornography, people are making dates with 10 year-olds. Hey, what's this? A Pepsi ad? They're ruining the integrity of the Internet!»
«Here lies interred in the eternity of the past, from whence there is no resurrection for the days -- whatever there may be for the dust -- the thirty-third year of an ill-spent life, which, after a lingering disease of many months sank into a lethargy, and expired, January 22d, 1821, A.D. leaving a successor inconsolable for the very loss which occasioned its existence.»
«Any ad consciously attended to is comical. Ads are not meant for conscious consumption. They are intended as subliminal pills for the subconsious in order to exercise an hypnotic spell, especially on sociologists.»

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