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«Bad weather always looks worse through a window.»
«If a person feels he can't communicate, the least he can do is shut up about it.»
Author: Tom Lehrer
(Mathematician, Singer, Song Writer)
| About:
Communication
| Keywords:
communicate, shut up
«It is a sobering thought that when Mozart was my age, he had been dead for two years.»
«Life is like a sewer... what you get out of it depends on what you put into it.»
«Base eight is just like base ten really, if you're missing two fingers»
Author: Tom Lehrer
(Mathematician, Singer, Song Writer)
| Keywords:
base ten, eight, fingers, missing
«Apart from that Mrs Lincoln, how did you enjoy the play?»
«If anyone disagrees with anything I say, I am quite prepared not only to retract it, but also to deny under oath that I ever said it»
Author: Tom Lehrer
(Mathematician, Singer, Song Writer)
| Keywords:
disagrees, oath, retract, retracted, retracts
«An actress must never lose her ego - without it she has no talent.»
«When you get to fifty-two food becomes more important than sex.»
«Once all the Germans were warlike and mean But that couldn't happen again We taught them a lesson in nineteen eighteen And they've hardly bothered us since then»
Author: Tom Lehrer
(Mathematician, Singer, Song Writer)
| About:
Country,
Prayer,
Religion,
War
| Keywords:
bothered, eighteen, Germans, nineteen, warlike
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