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«Don't have sex man. It leads to kissing and pretty soon you have to start talking to them.»
Author: Steve Martin
(Actor, Comedian, Musician, Producer, Writer)
| About:
Men and Women,
Sex
| Keywords:
have sex, kissing, leading man, leads, pretty, sex, soon, talking, talking to
«A kiss may not be the truth, but it is what we wish were true»
«You know what your problem is, it's that you haven't seen enough movies - all of life's riddles are answered in the movies.»
«I believe that sex is one of the most beautiful, natural, wholesome things that money can buy.»
«I believe you should place a woman on a pedestal - high enough so you can look up her dress»
«First the doctor told me the good news: I was going to have a disease named after me.»
Author: Steve Martin
(Actor, Comedian, Musician, Producer, Writer)
| About:
Disease
| Keywords:
disease, doctor, doctored, Doctor Who, first names, Good News, named, named after, news, The Doctor
«I've got to keep breathing. It'll be my worst business mistake if I don't.»
«I like a woman with a head on her shoulders. I hate necks.»
«I gave my cat a bath the other day. . .they love it. He sat there, he enjoyed it, if was fun for me. The fur would stick to my tongue, but other than that. . .»
«Chaos in the midst of chaos isn't funny, but chaos in the midst of order is.»
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