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«Women complain about PMS, but I think of it as the only time of the month when I can be myself.»
«It's okay to be fat. So you're fat. Just be fat and shut up about it.»
«Women should try to increase their size rather than decrease it, because I believe the bigger we are, the more space we'll take up, and the more we'll have to be reckoned with.»
Author: Roseanne Barr
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«The thing women have yet to learn is nobody gives you power. You just take it.»
«The quickest way to a man's heart is through his chest.»
«I'm not going to vacuum 'til Sears makes one you can ride on»
«Know how to do anything - I?m a mom»
«There's a lot more to being a woman than being a mother, but there's a hell a lot more to being a mother than most people suspect»
«My hope is that gays will be running the world, because then there would be no war. Just a greater emphasis on military apparel.»
«I figure that if the children are alive when I get home, I've done my job.»