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«Adults are always asking little kids what they want to be when they grow up because they're looking for ideas»
«The problem with cats is that they get the same exact look whether they see a moth or an ax-murderer»
«The wages of sin are death, but by the time taxes are taken out, it's just sort of a tired feeling.»
«I was born in Alabama, but I only lived there for a month before I'd done everything there was to do»
«The position of First Lady has no rules, just precedent, so its evolution has been at a virtual standstill for years. If Martha Washington didn't do it, then no one is sure it should be done.»
«I don't have a bank account, because I don't know my mother's maiden name»
«It is the best part of the night. The classic (interactive) lines are 'Where are you from? What do you do for a living?' I almost always get something interesting.»
Author: Paula Poundstone
(Comic)
«I like to work on New Year's Eve. It has a nice spirit; a nice feel about it. If you are all about the 'year-end' thing at all, then laughing with fellow human beings is a great way to start the new year.»
Author: Paula Poundstone
(Comic)
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