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«The scientific theory I like best is that the rings of Saturn are composed entirely of lost airline luggage.»
«I squirm when I see athletes praying before a game. Don't they realize that if God took sports seriously he never would have created George Steinbrenner.»
Author: Mark Russell (Comedian, Satirist) | About: Sports | Keywords: George, praying, sports, squirm
«The Republicans have a new healthcare proposal: Just say NO to illness!»
«Believe me when I say that Bill Clinton's second term will be good for business. My business.»
Author: Mark Russell (Comedian, Satirist) | About: Business | Keywords: Clinton
«If you call your opponent a politician, it's grounds for libel.»
«The way money goes so fast these days, they should paint racing stripes on it.»
«Rush has done some top-notch quality work, and we're very, very pleased with them. We really enjoy working with them. They are on time and on budget, which makes me happy.»
«We just can't play under the rules, it's just saturated out there,»
«In 2005, lending markets continued to support deals in the ARM industry and buyers were particularly aggressive, causing a notable rise in deal values for well-run, niche ARM companies; especially those in the debt buying sector.»
«Wall Street recognizes the value generated by successful debt purchasing companies, but it is quick to react negatively to escalating portfolio prices, executive and employee turnover, and revenue recognition issues.»

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