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«I don't think I'll get married again. I'll just find a woman I don't like and give her a house.»
Author: Lewis Grizzard (Columnist, Comedian) | About: Funny | Keywords: get married
«The game of life is a lot like football. You have to tackle your problems, block your fears, and score your points when you get the opportunity.»
«It's difficult to think anything but pleasant thoughts while eating a homegrown tomato.»
«Sex hasn't been the same since women started enjoying it.»
Author: Lewis Grizzard (Columnist, Comedian) | Keywords: enjoying
«If you ain't the lead dog, the scenery never changes»
Author: Lewis Grizzard (Columnist, Comedian) | Keywords: scenery
«When My Love Comes Back from the Ladies' Room, Will I Be Too Old To Care?»
«I grew up in a very large family in a very small house. I never slept alone until after I was married.»
Author: Lewis Grizzard (Columnist, Comedian) | Keywords: slept
«The only way that I could figure they could improve upon Coca-Cola, one of life's most delightful elixirs, which studies prove will heal the sick and occasionally raise the dead, is to put rum or bourbon in it.»
«She [mama] an appreciation of the language. She taught me a love of words, of how they should be used and how they can fill a creative soul with a passion and lead to a life's work.»
«It's great for the first two weeks.»
Author: Lewis Grizzard (Columnist, Comedian) | Keywords: two weeks

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