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«I don't think I'll get married again. I'll just find a woman I don't like and give her a house.»
«The game of life is a lot like football. You have to tackle your problems, block your fears, and score your points when you get the opportunity.»
«It's difficult to think anything but pleasant thoughts while eating a homegrown tomato.»
«Sex hasn't been the same since women started enjoying it.»
«If you ain't the lead dog, the scenery never changes»
«When My Love Comes Back from the Ladies' Room, Will I Be Too Old To Care?»
«I grew up in a very large family in a very small house. I never slept alone until after I was married.»
«The only way that I could figure they could improve upon Coca-Cola, one of life's most delightful elixirs, which studies prove will heal the sick and occasionally raise the dead, is to put rum or bourbon in it.»
Author: Lewis Grizzard
(Columnist, Comedian)
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bourbon, Bourbons, coca, Coca Cola, cola, delightful, elixir, elixirs, elixir of life, occasionally, rum, studies
«She [mama] an appreciation of the language. She taught me a love of words, of how they should be used and how they can fill a creative soul with a passion and lead to a life's work.»
«It's great for the first two weeks.»
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