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Letter "J" » Joey Adams Quotes
«Never let a fool kiss you, or a kiss fool you.»
«May all your troubles last as long as your New Year's resolutions»
«Bankruptcy is a legal proceeding in which you put your money in your pants pocket and give your coat to your creditors»
«Most people play a fair game of golf - If you watch them.»
«The difference between playing the stock market and the horses is that one of the horses must win.»
«If it weren't for the fact that the TV set and the refrigerator are so far apart, some of us wouldn't get any exercise at all.»
«If you break 100, watch your golf. If you break 80, watch your business.»
«Smack your child every day. If you don't know why - he does.»
«A psychiatrist asks a lot of expensive questions your wife asks for nothing.»
«A bikini is like a barbed-wire fence. It protects the property without obstructing the view.»