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«Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes.»
«I wake up some mornings and sit and have my coffee and look out at my beautiful garden, and I go, 'Remember how good this is. Because you can lose it.'»
Author: Jim Carrey
(Actor)
«If I'm not back in five minutes... just wait longer!»
«I really want to love somebody. I do. I just don't know if it's possible forever and ever.»
«My report card always said, 'Jim finishes first and then disrupts the other students'.»
Author: Jim Carrey
(Actor)
«Desperation is a necessary ingredient to learning anything, or creating anything. Period. If you ain't desperate at some point, you ain't interesting.»
«Maybe there is no actual place called hell. Maybe hell is just having to listen to our grandparents breathe through their noses when they're eating sandwiches.»
Author: Jim Carrey
(Actor)
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actual, breathe, grandparent, grandparents, noses, sandwiches, Sandwich Is
«There is nothing like making love to somebody you give a shit about.»
Author: Jim Carrey
(Actor)
«Until Ace Ventura, no actor had considered talking through his ass.»
«Green Eggs and Ham was the story of my life. I wouldn't eat a thing when I was a kid, but Dr. Suess inspired me to try cauliflower.»
Author: Jim Carrey
(Actor)
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cauliflower, Dr., Dr, eggs, Green Eggs and Ham, ham, ham and eggs, inspired, The Story
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