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«Hope is the feeling that the feeling you have isn't permanent.»
«Women speak because they wish to speak, whereas a man speaks only when driven to speech by something outside himself-like, for instance, he can't find any clean socks»
«Being divorced is like being hit by a Mack truck. If you live through it, you start looking very carefully to the right and to the left.»
«If you have formed the habit of checking on every new diet that comes along, you will find that, mercifully, they all blur together, leaving you with only one definite piece of information: french-fried potatoes are out.»
«If you can keep your head when all about you are losing theirs, it's just possible you haven't grasped the situation.»
«A lawyer is never entirely comfortable with a friendly divorce, anymore than a good mortician wants to finish his job and then have the patient sit up on the table.»
«Marrying a man is like buying something you've been admiring for a long time in a shop window. You may love it when you get it home, but it doesn't always go with everything else in the house.»
«Even though a number of people have tried, no one has yet found a way to drink for a living.»
«I'm tired of all this nonsense about beauty being skin deep. That's deep enough. What do you want, an adorable pancreas?»
«I feel about airplanes the way I feel about diets. It seems to me that they are wonderful things for other people to go on.»
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