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«Alcohol is necessary for a man so that he can have a good opinion of himself, undisturbed be the facts.»
«The past always looks better than it was. It's only pleasant because it isn't here.»
«Comfort the afflicted, and afflict the comfortable.»
«The only good husbands stay bachelors: They're too considerate to get married.»
«Most vegetarians look so much like the food they eat that they can be classified as cannibals.»
«Most vegetarians I ever see looked enough like their food to be classed as cannibals.»
«An appeal is when you ask one court to show it's contempt for another court.»
«It don't make much difference what you study, so long as you don't like it.»
«The world is not growing worse and it is not growing better - it is just turning around as usual.»
«A lie with a purpose is one of the worst kind, and the most profitable.»