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«Utility is when you have one telephone, luxury is when you have two, opulence is when you have three - and paradise is when you have none.»
Author: Doug Larson | About: Luxury, Paradise | Keywords: opulence, telephone, utilities, utility
«The cat could very well be man's best friend but would never stoop to admitting it.»
Author: Doug Larson | About: Best friend | Keywords: admitting, best friend, stoop
«Few things are more satisfying than seeing your own children have teenagers of their own»
Author: Doug Larson | About: Teenage, Thought | Keywords: satisfying
«If all the cars in the United States were placed end to end, it would probably be Labor Day Weekend.»
«For disappearing acts, it's hard to beat what happens to the eight hours supposedly left after eight of sleep and eight of work.»
Author: Doug Larson | Keywords: disappearing, supposedly
«A weed is a plant that has mastered every survival skill except for learning how to grow in rows.»
Author: Doug Larson | Keywords: mastered, weed
«The only nice thing about being imperfect is the joy it brings to others.»
Author: Doug Larson | Keywords: imperfect
«Real elation is when you feel you could touch a star without standing on tiptoe.»
Author: Doug Larson | Keywords: elation, tiptoe, tiptoed
«The reason people blame things on the previous generations is that there's only one other choice»
Author: Doug Larson | About: Choice, Generations
«If the English language made any sense, a catastrophe would be an apostrophe with fur»

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